Riddles and Jokes

Qns: Washington`s wife washes wasington`s woollen
waist-coat while watching a whale show on television.
How many 'W' are there in all?
Ans: 0, because the word 'all' does not have any 'W'.

Qns: Why did the boy
stand on the clock?
Ans: Because he wanted
to be on time!

Qns: John has a chocolate cake on his birthday.
To share among his friends, he needs to cut their cake into 8 pieces.
How can he cut the cake into 8 pieces in 3 strokes?
Ans:First Slice the cake into half.
Then part it into quarters.
Finally, slice the cake horizontally
across the height of the cake.